Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 Back in Bon Temps at Merlottes Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) gets his wiggle on and for once in a long time everything seems normal. That is until Sheriff Andy (Chris Bauer) shows up with his pregnant fairy girlfriend and explains to Holly (Lauren Bowles) just how he impregnated a supernatural being. To make matters worse the fairy goes into labor which is a lot less messy than I remember and slightly more orgasmic. Apparently it’s good to be a pregnant fairy. After giving birth to four baby girls the fairy says goodbye and leaves them with daddy. Mazel Tov Andy!
Alcide (Joe Manganiello) is upset when the ugly granny werewolf shows up with Rikki (Kelly Overton) who is over-dosing on vampire blood. Alcide’s dad (Robert Patrick) evens up the odds by giving him vampire blood so he can take back his pack. Interesting considering Alcide was offered the same thing to even the odds before but turned it down on moral grounds. Alcide, dad, Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 and ugly granny break up a pack meeting and beat JD (Louis Herthum) to a pulp and then break his neck just to be on the safe side. Alcide has his pack back! (try saying it five times fast)
And finally, the main story draws to a conclusion…well, not really. Eric, Tara (Rutina Wesley), Jason (Ryan Kwanten), Sookie (Anna Paquin), and Nora (Lucy Griffiths) join forces to storm the Vampire HQ and talk some sense into Bill while rescuing Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten) and Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll). They leave Jason at the front desk and the special effects department must have gone through gallons of fake Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 and entrails as the vampire security team gets splattered all over the reception area. Jessica and Pam are set free by Sookie and Tara. The bond between maker and progeny becomes obvious as Tara and Pam tongue tackle each other. Meanwhile Bill has been lulling Salome (Valentina Cervi) into a false sense of security in order to poison her and she makes a horrible mess of the carpet. Sookie pleads with Bill to come to his senses but he refuses to do so and drinks the remainder of Lilith’s blood. Probably the biggest shock of the season was when Bill went SPLAT at this point. An audible sigh of relief could be heard from fans everywhere as Bill arose from the pool of blood, presumably as the new vampire god, or Lilith incarnate, or <insert anything here> covered in blood. Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 Salome and 20-30 vampire guards.
And so Season 5 draws to a close. I’m assuming there will be another 1-2 seasons of before they’ve used up all the supernatural elements at their disposal. I know the book series ventures into other categories of ‘were’ animals but I think the were-panthers were already a bit of a stretch for television. Although if they come up with a were-chicken I might be interested. Either way we’re guaranteed at least one more season of bloody good TV from the residents of Bon Temps. This season on “”: Sookie and Jason discovered their parents had been murdered by the vampire Warlow, who had long ago been promised the first-born fae Stackhouse daughter … who just so happens to be Sookie. Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 A far-from-bloodless coup d’etat put Sanguinistas Salome, Nora and — surprise! — Russell Edgington in control of the Authority, and they bomb Tru Blood factories to ensure ravenous vampires will return to their human-eating ways.
Russell, as always, wanted to kick things up a notch by harvesting fairies, so he split, along with the newly vampiric (and newly out) Steve Newlin, to seek out Sookie and her fairy brethren. Despite his doubts, Bill cast his lot with the Sanguinistas, but the vampire goddess Lilith (who may or may not be a group hallucination) is causing problems by telling Bill and Salome that they are each the chosen one. Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 Nora came to her senses and fled the Authority with Eric.
Meanwhile, Alcide and his semi-estranged lone wolf father were last spotted fighting off bands of newbie vamps. Sam, Luna, Sookie, Andy and Jason tracked down and took down a cell of supe-hating vigilantes (former sheriff Bud Dearborn turned out to be one of them). But Luna’s daughter Emma got kidnapped by Russell, so the shifters have snuck into Authority headquarters to steal her back. Sookie convinced Pam to turn a mortally-wounded Tarainto a vampire, and this new vamp duo went all “Thelma & Louise” on the new Area 5 Sheriff Elijah, although Pam took the fall when Elijah’s maker Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 came nosing around. And remember Andy having sex with a fairy at the end of season four? Well, he apparently knocked her up, which might be a problem for his blossoming romance with Holly. And Terry was being chased by an evil fire monster who … well, that turned out to matter not one whit.
So: Russell, having draining one brave but stupid fairy, is now able to see into Cirque du So Fae. Sookie and her fellow fairies are using their hand-blasters to try to repel him, but it’s not working. Russell is slowly but surely making his way toward them when Eric turns up out of nowhere and stakes him. And that, my friends, is the end of Russell Edgington. Eric: “That felt even better than I thought it would.”
Sookie runs out to help Jason, who had been accidentally knocked across the clearing by some errant fairy hands. Nora gets a whiff of fae, but Eric restrains her and makes her promise to leave Sookie Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3. Jason comes to, but sees his mother instead of Sookie.
Sookie brings Jason back to her house, and now he’s seeing his mother and his father flanking Sookie, and they aren’t pleased about her vampire sympathies, particularly when Eric, Nora and Tara show up and tell Sookie they need to get Bill, Jessica and Pam out of the clutches of the Authority. Eric says Bill had come up with the idea for the Tru Blood factory bombings, and he’s going to lose himself completely if they don’t get him out of there. Jason doesn’t want Sookie to go, Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 but his imaginary father plants the idea that Jason could kill a heck of a lot vampires on this mission, so Jason says he’s going as well.
At Authority headquarters, a naked, bound and gagged Sam is brought to Bill as a snack. Sam pleads his case to Bill, saying he only wants to bring his girlfriend’s daughter home, but Bill says that Sam has heard too much. As Bill bares his fangs, Sam shifts into an insect and escapes. Again. Sheesh. It’s like Harry Potter and his Expelliarmus charm. Salome finds Bill and asks him what happened to Kibwe. Bill confesses that he killed the chancellor after Kibwe claimed Lilith chose him to lead. Bill says that Lilith appeared to him — Salome looks perturbed at this - Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3- but that Lilith told him Salome was the chosen one, “a prophet for the new age.” And they have sex.
Sookie and Jason stop off at the local gun shop to stock up on anti-vamp gear, and Jason, egged on his parents, tell Sookie that the time for tolerance is over. He’ll even kill Bill if he has to. Back in his truck, Jason wonders whether they both always fall for the unavailable because they think they don’t deserve anything better. Deep thoughts with Jason Stackhouse. Then Eric pops up in the window and tells them to pull over. (Kristin Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 Bauer von Straten) discovers the rewards of being a maker.
To get back into headquarters, Eric and Nora take the front seat of Jason’s truck and bind and gag Sookie, Jason and Tara in the back. They all make it into the elevator, and when the doors open, Jason, in full commando mode, kills Chelseathe receptionist. Eric and Nora are hiding in the chancellor’s chambers as a platoon of stormtroopers rush in, and they easily dispatch all of them while Tara and Sookie head to the cellblock to find Jessica and Pam. As Taralets Pam out of her cell, they share a passionate kiss. “I knew it!” Jessica squeals. When Jessica finds Jason, Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 she throws her arms around him and tells him she loves him. But Jason brusquely tells her he can never love a vampire. He, Pam,Tara, Nora and Jessica head up in the elevator while Eric and Sookie search out Bill.